Thursday, August 30, 2007

:: Telus, the future is FUCKING DEAD IF I EVER GET THE CHANCE

Telus sent me another bill... for just under two bones ($2).

I swear to fucking hell.

Fuck Telus. Fuck fuck fuck fuk fuk fuc fukc fukc fukc uf ckfukc fuckf fuck.

If I met the man who runs telus. I would happily take jail time to try and blind him.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

:: New Post, Post Cereal, Post News

Post bananas.

Pictures? I'll shoot. Bah. Dig some coms.
New
I forget
Natalie Dee
Questionable Content

Dr. McNinja
I forget
Sam & Fuzzy
I almost remember
Lucid Tv




You can find the ones I forgot through the ones I know.... and MORE!!!! btw fuck today.

everyday ends. thank goodness. gimme friday. one more chance.

happy reading

Thursday, August 23, 2007

:: dig dug

Oh so fun. Creepy days. Games are fun. I want to play more tennis. What clothes are appropriate? I'm going to buy a racket. I can find a wall. Has to work.

...and the 3 pack of tennis balls is hard not to buy everytime I see one anyway. Tin can or plastic bottle. They are implicitly fun.

Here's some beers, cheers! ::
Welcome to flavor country. The country has expanded its borders since these pictures. Trying beers from around the world is like traveling. Some of them have actually made me think some places might be worth visiting which I had originally felt I wouldn't find interest in.

Now I am curious to meet the people who drink such strange and wonderful ales.

But anyway, dig-dug was one of the first ever video games I played. Gaims r fuun. Upupdowndownleftrightleftrightabselectstart.

99 lives. just like that

Monday, August 20, 2007

:: Always Never

Hello.

Right to the point: I've been in Calgary for one year now. I could say living, laughing, working, growing, dying, wasting, regressing, surviving, thriving. They all fit. And what more could one have hoped for? If I was only certain of any one I'm sure I'd have left by now.

I have leapt the first hurdle and can now see much more of the track (of life! it's a metaphor ;).

I don't see enough sets right now. Not _nearly_ enough. Bring on the cold air. Bring on the early night. Bring 'em right the fuck on. Let me taste and be refreshed through breath alone. Gimme the biggest hill around to stand on and let me ride down it. Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment! ... wait, not that last one.

Let me let myself be alone together with you.

Sums things up really,

Miss ya' monkeys, jokers, folks & family

<3

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

:: Simon Templar

Okay, so whatever. you are too. Fuck beans.

Walls!

The stuffing.
Drywall plan.The gypsum.
The corners (and secret shelves).The prime suspect.Listening to prime tunes. (btw I love The Fort. It fucking rules ass and bass. Like fish and bums and shit....[willy tell 'forters' I love them next time you see'em]).


Okay so and here is the evening walk after. It begins with a joint and a walk through a park avec tuneage. And then onto a street that is awesome because it bends in the middle and if you cross sides half way you can walk in the sun the whole time. I'll draw a picture for you gentlemen and mademoiselles another time.... Do mac have something like paint? I'll look............................................................................................................................................................................................................no!
Unreal. Well I'll find something to draw a to-scale (not accurate) diagram of the street. Anyway I did take pics of the basic scoop. Scooooooooooop. Scoopish. Scottish. Ireland. Guinness. Ahhhhhh.....

First stretch. Sun over left shoulder.
The bend.
Middle of bend.
Other side. Sun over right shoulder.


And that's how this long weekend went. Nevermind the complete lack of anything on Saturday or Sunday. On Saturday it was well received. On Sunday I got mad. Fucking long weekends. The trick is to always keep busy and just plow through them. Fail and you may end up in the drink.

That's just reality folks. Delicious, frothy, reality. Drink wit-err _Deal_ with it.


Food :: Thought

- I had never had a donair until I came to calgary. Now i have them twice a week and always from the same place. JIMMY'S!!!!!!! oh jimmy's. If my heart stops because of you it's only proof of my true feelings. and get this: the medium is too much for most people and I've never had a large yet. I've never even seen someone order one. Before winter that is a goal of mine. I will bike up there and make a day of it. Because even after a small, you move only as fast as the garlic allows you after consumption. Soooooo good. I eat mediums right now. I won't bow down to physical restrictions or erroneous health concerns and live with myself eating a small. But hot damn. That large must really be something.

Another day.